NAME: Graham Michael

INSTRUMENT: Bass Guitars

INFLUENCES: Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, Peter Cris, all the KISS albums and especially "Destroyer", everything ever done by Kiss, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Rush, Mr Big, Mr Klaus Peter Matzoil, Eloy, Budgie, Tygers, Saxon and last but not least, Mr Tommy Vance, who introduced me to many a new band on the Friday Night Rock Show in the early Eighties.

LIKES: Quality beer, computers, PS2, big tellies, war movies, aviation and Porsches (especially black 944's), Squidward from Spongebob Square Pants. Gone off chocolate muffins after all the p*** taking!!!!!!

DISLIKES: Onions, rap/garage music and anything else with 180 bpm, baseball caps worn the wrong way round, the Cathedral of Despair known as McDonalds, incompetent people, machinery that doesn't work (it tends to get chucked out the window!) and abandoned shopping trolleys all over the road.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS? Because I'm mad, I love it to death and my son would kill me if I stopped!

ANNOYING HABITS: Picture the scene... 4 in the morning 4 blokes in a cramped van half asleep and off guard, one evil plan involving disabling the window winders, lots of very dark beer, chilli peanuts and a packet of monster munch! Result... Cross eyed and clueless.

EQUIPMENT: Ancient 1972 Marshall 100 watt bass stack (I love the sound of valves), Maverick X4 Dave Pybus LTD Edition bass (1 of only 20 in the world), Bass Collection P7 bass, Boss GT6 B FX, Audio Technica 1400 UHF wireless rig, humoungus PA to be loud through, 25g of Golden Virginia + rizlas, 4 Bottles of Newcastle Brown, 1 pack of Monster munch and chilli peanuts (for on the way home).

FAVOURITE QUOTE: " - Sho Goldfinger you exshpect me to tork. - Nooooooo Mr Bond I expect you to Die."

FAVE VILLAIN: Lord Humoungus from Mad Max 2.